You can learn a lot about civilization by reading its signs.
 
 

Planned obsolescence

 

That's very tolerant.  Many communities do prosecute trespassers.

 

Thanks for clarifying "entire."

 

I guess it's closed a lot.

 

Mixed message

 

Really mixed messages

Wait a minute.  There's no parking anytime.   Can I get some clarification on "all other times?" Does this have anything to do with smoking in designated areas of the entirely non-smoking hotel?